Santa face is bringing me a budgie
It's a little bird no bigger than a spoon
I don't care if it's a new one
A little me or you one
As long as it can speak
I'll have a green one or a blue one

I won't care if it's a hairy or a stripped one
I wouldn't even care if it was bald
'Cos it can use it's little beak
To give the moggies lots of cheek
'Cos Santa face is bringing me a budgie

Last week I wrote a special letter
To old Father Christmas Face
I signed me name and stuck it up the flue
Well I asked him for a brother
And though it frightened mother
I said I'd like a baby sister too

But most of all I've asked him for a budgie
With lots of tiny toys inside his cage
And I'll never scream or shout
When they make me clean it out
If Santa face is bringing me a budgie

"I say come here parrot face
I'm just about sick, sick, sick of all these duff budgies
Yesterday I asked you for a blue budgerigar
And it must be blue all over
Little blue wings, little blue leggies
You went and sold me a green one
What did you sell me a green one for parrot face

Well you see sir we haven't got any blue ones in
I didn't think you'd mind, I mean whats the difference

What's the difference
I've got a green cage and I can't tell if he's in or out"

Santa face is bringing me a budgie
It's a little bird no bigger than a spoon
I don't care if it's a new one
A little me or you one
As long as it can speak
I'll have a green one or a blue one

I won't care if it's a hairy or a stripped one
I wouldn't even care if it was bald
'Cos it can use it's little beak
To give the moggies lots of cheek
'Cos Santa face is bringing me a budgie

I say.
